笑出猪叫，外国学生写给中国老师的信，像不像你写的英语作文？ 在我读书的时候，我最讨厌的一门学科就是英语。在我的脑子里，我是一名前途无限的共产主义接班人，学英语干什么吗？所以，每当上英语课的时候，我要不 ...

1.Teacher: Who can tell me "四大发明" in ancient China in English? Li Ming: I can. It is "Star Farming". 1. My Boss's Idea When my printer's type (喷墨打印机) began to faint(模糊不清), I called a l ...

Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying an ...

A man was applying for a job as a prison guard. The warden said, "Now these are real tough guys in here. Do you think you can handle it?" 一名男子前去应聘狱警的工作。监狱长问：“这里的犯人都是些狠角色 ...

首发于UNILINK官微 ​如果说在国外读书是为自己打开一扇门 那么这扇门的钥匙就是英文能力。 很多中国留学生的天赋就在于 阅读能力极强 写作参半 但听力和口语经不起敲打。 本以为雅思考到7分去留学 应该完全够用 ...

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. ''Here is the situation,'' she said. ''A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls ...

1.因为我想给你打电话呀！ A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 He said, "I was i ...

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." 一个小男孩走进一家理发店，这时理发师悄悄对顾客说：“ ...

1. 找不到“呼叫”按钮 Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button. 你妈妈太蠢啦，当有人闯 ...

若是你在学习英语的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小故事放松放松。 英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。 下面分享下今天的这篇英语幽默故事：是pi ...