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奇异反转,这些英文笑话你读懂了吗?

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1.由于我想给你打电话呀!

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

一个汉子的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时辰他人就问他是若何烫到的。

He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."

他说:“我正在熨衣服的时辰,电话响了...那时我把熨斗当做电话抓起来接听了。”

"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.

医生说:“可是你是若何烫到另一只耳朵的呢?”

"How do you think I called you people?"

“由于我想给你打电话呀!”

2.你精神一般吗?

During a visit to the mental asylum,a visitor asked the director, "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?""Well..." said the director, "we fill up a bathtub,and we offer a teaspoon, a teacup,and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub."Oh,I understand,n said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."Noooooooo! n answered the director. "A normal person would pull the plug."

一个参观者在参观一所精神医院的时辰问院长,”你们是用什么标准来决议一小我能否应当进精神医院呢?””哦……¨院长说,“是这样,我们先给一个浴缸放满水,然后我们给病人一个茶匙,一个茶杯和一个水桶去把浴缸里面的水放清。“哦,我大白了¨,参观者说,”正凡人会挑选水桶,由于水桶比茶匙和茶杯的容积大。””错了”,院长回答道,正凡人会把浴缸塞子拔掉。

3.补衣服

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

一位年轻的丈夫放工回抵家里,发现新娘心乱如麻。“我心里太难熬了,她说,我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。 ”

"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit.

“没事儿,”丈夫抚慰她说,你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。

"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."

”是的,“妻子兴奋地说,幸亏你还有一条,我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。
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